Dirt Cookies: Not So Delicious
One would think that the ongoing process of having to import dirt, buy dirt, cook dirt and then feed dirt to their offspring would sooner or later impart just enough sense to these not-so-bright women to NOT breed. Ah, but we don’t all live in a world of basic reasoning, let alone forward thinking, so the almost useless nation of Haiti brings us this story that would seem ripped straight from The Onion if it wasn’t for the lack of an intended punchline. So, enjoy the implied one, and the smiles on those darling little moppets as they gobble down sewage-soaked dirt cakes with an almost perverse glee. That’s it, kids… just pretend they’re really big macaroons. And when you grow up and discover the 500+ year-old invention of condoms, remember… USE them, don’t eat them!