Dirt Cookies: Not So Delicious

One would think that the ongoing process of having to import dirt, buy dirt, cook dirt and then feed dirt to their offspring would sooner or later impart just enough sense to these not-so-bright women to NOT breed. Ah, but we don’t all live in a world of basic reasoning, let alone forward thinking, so the almost useless nation of Haiti brings us this story that would seem ripped straight from The Onion if it wasn’t for the lack of an intended punchline. So, enjoy the implied one, and the smiles on those darling little moppets as they gobble down sewage-soaked dirt cakes with an almost perverse glee. That’s it, kids… just pretend they’re really big macaroons. And when you grow up and discover the 500+ year-old invention of condoms, remember… USE them, don’t eat them!


Matt G. Paradise is Executive Director of Purging Talon, a media company responsible for releasing groundbreaking and often imitated audio, video, print, and Web work since 1993, including the internationally respected Satanic magazine, Not Like Most. Paradise is also a Magister in the Church of Satan and, since the early-1990s, has also done media representative work for the CoS through all major media forms — network television, radio, print publications, and the Internet. He is the author of Bearing The Devil’s Mark, a collection of writings on Satanism; as well as editor of The Book of Satanic Quotations (First and Second Editions). He was also producer and co-host of Terror Transmission, a horror movie commentary podcast; and is currently the producer and host of three podcasts (The Accusation Party, Vintage Vinyl Vivisection and Strange Moments in Cultural History) on The Accusation Network.

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