85% Christian? Oh, That’s A Good One!
Is it real TV… or The Onion? The lines these days do blur…
Aside from the simple-minded processing going on amongst the hosts (no doubt mistaken by the sheep as “insightful”), the whining and thinly-veiled victim-play going on here is candid, drastic, and certainly amusing. It’s the epitome of the metaphorical “last gasp.” And drawing the entitlement card was fairly effective about 25 years ago when it was coming out of Tipper Gore’s hand, but in 2009, it’s just so tragically sad — like aging metalheads in their 40s forgetting it’s no longer the era of the hair bands and wondering why the hot college girls aren’t wanting them anymore. But, I do so love this Nancy-Grace-in-training gal, and that the rise of atheism amongst the young and not-so-young has provoked such otherwise silent idiocy in its transparently clueless detractors. It’s good amusement for folks like me, and good fodder for the activist types. And it all makes the papers. Or, perhaps in this day and age, I should say it’s gone totally viral.
“Oh, I have to explain things to my children!” So terrible. Such a chore. It’s a good thing that there is no such thing as a exponentially growing storehouse of uncensored digital information available in nearly every household around the civilized planet, because then there would actually have to be a whole LOT of explaining, and that would just be so darn inconvenient. Now, who went and let that secular genie out of the bottle? Tsk, tsk.
Welcome to the 21st century. The hangworthy cry for more rope. And all I want is front-row seats and a few video files for the memories. Keep on shilling, Billy.
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Why is this the best post EVER?…………
BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!
Merry Festivus, one and all!
I’ll celebrate it….alongside my Muslim co-workers who also drink alcohol, smoke tobacco, enjoy western television, accept Xmas gifts, and then still expect me to wait till they have finished praying every day so I can clock out.
FestivAllah be praised!!!!!
(Now how many virgins am I gonna get???)
p.s. Is it me, or is Gretchen just damn HOT!!??…………
No….it’s just me. I’m kinda short-sighted.