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Sometimes, Burlington is funny…
you pissed in my parking lot – m4w (j-town)
Date: 2010-05-16, 2:00PM EDT
You were drunk and crying with a bunch of friends in my parking lot late at night a few months ago. I was drunk and smoking a cigarette on my balcony. You noticed me and then proceeded to drop your pants and piss in my parking lot while looking at me and screaming about your coochy and asking if i wanted it. I asked if you wanted some toilet paper or maybe some wine. Your friends laughed at me but I decided it was a good idea to give you both wine and toilet paper. I than gave you a hug and you and your wasted ass friends went off on your way. Your urine stain was in my parking lot until the ice melted last month.
You are a keeper.