Craigslist: Keepin’ It Creepy
Very. Very. Creepy.
Date: 2010-06-03, 6:27AM EDT
i loved u but realy found out i didnt like you but i am willing to get along if u are whos the adult here i dont need any more headcases messing with me i am the smartest person i know not saying thoes who surround me are stupid but realy when i get my man hood back no one will run over me again!!!
Greers laundry . Black ford f 150 – m4w (Dorset st)
Date: 2010-05-30, 10:56PM EDT
Short cute brown hair red sweatshirt jean shorts greenish shirt under sweatshirt and tiny and driving a black ford f150 extended cab with carseat with pink around the outside of it. Here’s lookin to talk to u” I was outside when u were smoking a cigerette ‘ what was I wearing or driving so I know it’s u. I’ll be waiting
walking your feline at the C Jam! Wow – m4w – 36 (Burlington)
Date: 2010-04-24, 6:22PM EDT
WOW! I saw you in the parking lot of the “Clam Jam” bar and grill…From the moment I saw you strutting around the clam jam with your beautiful cat in leash I was taken off my feet. Oh lady from N.J. with two husbands that walks her cat on a leash…I saw the pain from the tears from “Boots” getting his little outfit in a ruckus…Oh lady it made little “streaks” thru the mascara you dawned that evening…oh the white spandex and poufy fur collared coat…but you looked so good too (I was talking about your cat) but…if your the one…if you use the word “feclemfpt’ed” when “booties” got his mane wet then your her! If your reading this…know this. I can take care of you and Boots better than your other husbands…I may not be just like TJ Ramrod or Biff Gristle,(not to name names, uggghmm) nor do I have the money to bath in Drakaar (yet)…but my flat is your flat…and some day…with a little faith (and some sort of scheme) I too can become as bottomless and empty as you…someday we can strut around…The clam jam our palace, boots in hand, together…as one we walk with no feclemfpting just you, me & boots…!
Ps:You were waiting on your husbands to pay the bill so you went to take your cat for a walk on his leash! You were traveling in a Lexus or a Prius or one of those “us’s” cars…with NJ plates…BTW, if you are reading this and you think this is you…please respond…lol…seriously! Oh lady of the white spandex driving with Biff Gristle and T.J. Ramrod in one of those “us’es” cars with N.J. plates that wears cloths that accentuate your unparalleled quest for money! Write me…