Craigslist: You Were Walking

Sometimes, a man simply doesn’t have the most eloquent words at his disposal when trying to make a sincere and haphazard point. This might be especially true when a man attempts to talk about the opposite sex and their hasty oversight of him. Let’s face it. Sometimes you just gotta stop yapping and grab the gusto when the situation calls for it. Or you can just be a passive aggressive slob and throw it on Craigslist in hopes that at least one beer-drenched yahoo will nod his head furiously in agreement — and then do an equal amount of nothing. There’s brotherhood in that… I suppose. And maybe there’s an impulse to point out to these emotional 12-year-olds where their logic flaws lay — to save the drowning puppy — but they won’t listen and it would take away from audience spectacle enjoyment. And who doesn’t love a spectacle? – MGP

you were walking – m4w – 29 (burlington)

you were walking
our eyes meet
i made a u turn
i pulled up by you
i asked for directions to break the ice
then i made a move
i asked were you were going so late
i asked did you have a man
ummm theres the problem
oh well
at least i talked to a sexy women on the street of burlington
long hair and pretty eyes with a sexy body
hope he treats you better than what you said
maybe you didnt loose my number and ill cook for you
or go out and wine and dine

to all the other sexy women in burlington
stop being so stuck up
some of men talk a differ why
stop thinking its going to happen like it does on tv
lets be real
dont look into my brown eyes if you donnt want me to talk to you
most men look at your chest first eyes second
i want to look at your pretty eyes first
then explore your mind


Matt G. Paradise is Executive Director of Purging Talon, a media company responsible for releasing groundbreaking and often imitated audio, video, print, and Web work since 1993, including the internationally respected Satanic magazine, Not Like Most. Paradise is also a Magister in the Church of Satan and, since the early-1990s, has also done media representative work for the CoS through all major media forms — network television, radio, print publications, and the Internet. He is the author of Bearing The Devil’s Mark, a collection of writings on Satanism; as well as editor of The Book of Satanic Quotations (First and Second Editions). He was also producer and co-host of Terror Transmission, a horror movie commentary podcast; and is currently the producer and host of three podcasts (The Accusation Party, Vintage Vinyl Vivisection and Strange Moments in Cultural History) on The Accusation Network.

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