Craigslist: I Dub Thee Assmaster General

You think you know ass. You know NOTHING! (Say it like Glenn Danzig; it’s funnier that way) – MGP

Hanifords dorset st 9/23 – m4w (so burl )

I was shopping yesterday was turning in to isle you passed me from behind nice ass in Khaki slacks, reddish brown hair, top might have been a swirl of colors was to busy starring at your ass, LOL oh well you will probably never see this anyway, but man you wuould be good doggy style or hell any style for sure. I should have stayed in the outer 4 walls and followed as the food is healthier rather than roam into dangerous territory with the high sugar, salt, and fat isles shame on me. then again I am sure you are spoken for as I am as the good ones usually are. But the gleam in your eye was a reply that you knew I looked at your ass, Have a Beautiful Day.

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Matt G. Paradise is Executive Director of Purging Talon, a media company responsible for releasing groundbreaking and often imitated audio, video, print, and Web work since 1993, including the internationally respected Satanic magazine, Not Like Most. Paradise is also a Magister in the Church of Satan and, since the early-1990s, has also done media representative work for the CoS through all major media forms — network television, radio, print publications, and the Internet. He is the author of Bearing The Devil’s Mark, a collection of writings on Satanism; as well as editor of The Book of Satanic Quotations (First and Second Editions). He was also producer and co-host of Terror Transmission, a horror movie commentary podcast; and is currently the producer and host of two podcasts (The Accusation Party and Strange Moments in Cultural History) on The Accusation Network.