Craigslist: He’s A Little Short on Time

This one’s got everything: drugs, abandonment, questionable paternity, terminal illness and, of course, what kind of Craigslist Personals post would it be without a heaping dollop of desperation as well. Enjoy – MGP

Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but I am looking for ******* (or possibly *****?). We were involved with each other in South Florida in the early 90’s, I know she was from the Burlington area.

I want to try & reconnect with her re: ******? I never got a chance to be there, and now I am very sick and would like to try & make this happen.

***** – we lived together in my house & I would sing Randy Travis songs to you… tell me something only you would know.

Email me, ASAP – I am short on time (I am very sick) or if you know what happened to her, if she has moved from this area, anything, please email me.

******* would be 18-19 years old now, last rumors I heard was that he was living in maybe Underhill or Jericho direction, but I have no solid facts. If this sounds like it could be you, maybe you could email me also? I think I’m your father, but your Mom did a vanishing act back up here before you were born & never gave me a chance to be there. I heard she hooked up with a dope dealer & then dropped off grid entirely.

I hope I can connect with either of you soon.


Matt G. Paradise is Executive Director of Purging Talon, a media company responsible for releasing groundbreaking and often imitated audio, video, print, and Web work since 1993, including the internationally respected Satanic magazine, Not Like Most. Paradise is also a Magister in the Church of Satan and, since the early-1990s, has also done media representative work for the CoS through all major media forms — network television, radio, print publications, and the Internet. He is the author of Bearing The Devil’s Mark, a collection of writings on Satanism; as well as editor of The Book of Satanic Quotations (First and Second Editions). He was also producer and co-host of Terror Transmission, a horror movie commentary podcast; and is currently the producer and host of three podcasts (The Accusation Party, Vintage Vinyl Vivisection and Strange Moments in Cultural History) on The Accusation Network.

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