Category Archive: Life In Burlington

Craigslist: He’s A Little Short on Time

This one’s got everything: drugs, abandonment, questionable paternity, terminal illness and, of course, what kind of Craigslist Personals post would it be without a heaping dollop of desperation as well. Enjoy – MGP Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but I am looking for ******* (or possibly *****?). We were …

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Craigslist: A Tsunami Of Honesty

No, I did NOT say “tidal wave,” I said TSUNAMI. Just be glad I didn’t drop a typhoon on you Hutch-style. Oh, what am I saying, just read what is probably the best Burlington Craigslist post I’ve read in a while… Looking for a long-term relationship – 29 (Burlington) Date: 2011-01-02, 11:43AM EST Single Women …

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Stuck In Vermont: Josh Bridgman

I’ve known Josh since the 1990s and have always felt that Burlington is a better town for having him in it. From his obligatory trench coat to that signature laugh, there is no doubt when he’s in your presence. I hope when he shuffles off his mortal coil, the Queen City erects a friggin’ statue …

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MGP on Christmas

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Yes, that’s what some quasi-anonymous person wrote on my food delivery carton Thursday night before I got it. Thanks! I take it a few of you in Burlington might know of me or something. Anyhoo… I’m not what you call a Christmas person. Though, I think when some people read that sentence, they immediately and …

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A Blood-Soaked Opera… From Vermont?

from the official website: “Fundraising for Erzsébet: The Opera is ongoing through the summer of 2011. The opera/monodrama on the life and death of Countess Erzsébet Báthory will take place in three locations during late October 2011. It will star Lisa Jablow and the Vermont Contemporary Music Ensemble with stage design by Pavel Kraus and …

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Craigslist: Because By Any Other Name…

It’s a short one today, but what it lacks in length, it more than makes up for in… something. Have at him, ladies. – MGP My fullname is Angusta Hezret Condo-ElNiño – m4w – 25 (Burlzingtin) Date: 2010-11-23, 2:00PM EST … and I have come to Varmont to avenge the death of my ego that …

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Craigslist: I Dub Thee Assmaster General

You think you know ass. You know NOTHING! (Say it like Glenn Danzig; it’s funnier that way) – MGP Hanifords dorset st 9/23 – m4w (so burl ) I was shopping yesterday was turning in to isle you passed me from behind nice ass in Khaki slacks, reddish brown hair, top might have been a …

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Craigslist: She Is My Darkness

There is rambling. There is stream of consciousness. And then there’s this fella… – MGP emotional targetting – m4w (hell ) Date: 2010-09-08, 1:36PM EDT i did not pick u attentionaly what i felt a while back was real not your fault no matter what u are great all i have done there is no …

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Craigslist: You Were Walking

Sometimes, a man simply doesn’t have the most eloquent words at his disposal when trying to make a sincere and haphazard point. This might be especially true when a man attempts to talk about the opposite sex and their hasty oversight of him. Let’s face it. Sometimes you just gotta stop yapping and grab the …

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6/4/10 – Essex, VT – 1:07 pm

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(Backstory is here.) Forever gone is the achievement of Joan. No one really knew what “mo” was or why selling it in presumedly great amounts merited a mention on this sign, but now the sign is blank. No more Joan. No more “mo.” A sad day for the entire real estate community, I’m sure.

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