Craigslist: He’s A Little Short on Time

January 25, 2011 MGP 0

This one’s got everything: drugs, abandonment, questionable paternity, terminal illness and, of course, what kind of Craigslist Personals post would it be without a heaping dollop of desperation as well. Enjoy – MGP Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but I am looking for ******* (or possibly *****?). We were involved with each other in South Florida in the early 90’s, I know she was […]

Craigslist: A Tsunami Of Honesty

January 4, 2011 MGP 2

No, I did NOT say “tidal wave,” I said TSUNAMI. Just be glad I didn’t drop a typhoon on you Hutch-style. Oh, what am I saying, just read what is probably the best Burlington Craigslist post I’ve read in a while… Looking for a long-term relationship – 29 (Burlington) Date: 2011-01-02, 11:43AM EST Single Women of America; Are you single, going to be single, or just married and unhappy? Boy […]

Stuck In Vermont: Josh Bridgman

December 26, 2010 MGP 0

I’ve known Josh since the 1990s and have always felt that Burlington is a better town for having him in it. From his obligatory trench coat to that signature laugh, there is no doubt when he’s in your presence. I hope when he shuffles off his mortal coil, the Queen City erects a friggin’ statue of the guy — with a little button at the base that, when pushed, will […]

MGP on Christmas

December 25, 2010 MGP 2

Yes, that’s what some quasi-anonymous person wrote on my food delivery carton Thursday night before I got it. Thanks! I take it a few of you in Burlington might know of me or something. Anyhoo… I’m not what you call a Christmas person. Though, I think when some people read that sentence, they immediately and hastily jump to the idea that I hold some rabidly anti-Christian position — that, somehow, […]

A Blood-Soaked Opera… From Vermont?

November 30, 2010 MGP 0

from the official website: “Fundraising for Erzsébet: The Opera is ongoing through the summer of 2011. The opera/monodrama on the life and death of Countess Erzsébet Báthory will take place in three locations during late October 2011. It will star Lisa Jablow and the Vermont Contemporary Music Ensemble with stage design by Pavel Kraus and production and lighting design by Jan Herder. The Twilight films have nothing on this true […]

Craigslist: Because By Any Other Name…

November 28, 2010 MGP 0

It’s a short one today, but what it lacks in length, it more than makes up for in… something. Have at him, ladies. – MGP My fullname is Angusta Hezret Condo-ElNiño – m4w – 25 (Burlzingtin) Date: 2010-11-23, 2:00PM EST … and I have come to Varmont to avenge the death of my ego that one day at my sister’s house in Texarcana it was 1983 and I can’t go […]

Craigslist: I Dub Thee Assmaster General

October 23, 2010 MGP 0

You think you know ass. You know NOTHING! (Say it like Glenn Danzig; it’s funnier that way) – MGP Hanifords dorset st 9/23 – m4w (so burl ) I was shopping yesterday was turning in to isle you passed me from behind nice ass in Khaki slacks, reddish brown hair, top might have been a swirl of colors was to busy starring at your ass, LOL oh well you will […]

Craigslist: She Is My Darkness

September 14, 2010 MGP 0

There is rambling. There is stream of consciousness. And then there’s this fella… – MGP emotional targetting – m4w (hell ) Date: 2010-09-08, 1:36PM EDT i did not pick u attentionaly what i felt a while back was real not your fault no matter what u are great all i have done there is no sorry. i know realy i dont know u anymore . rumors i may have spread […]

Craigslist: You Were Walking

August 25, 2010 MGP 0

Sometimes, a man simply doesn’t have the most eloquent words at his disposal when trying to make a sincere and haphazard point. This might be especially true when a man attempts to talk about the opposite sex and their hasty oversight of him. Let’s face it. Sometimes you just gotta stop yapping and grab the gusto when the situation calls for it. Or you can just be a passive aggressive […]

6/4/10 – Essex, VT – 1:07 pm

June 7, 2010 MGP 1

(Backstory is here.) Forever gone is the achievement of Joan. No one really knew what “mo” was or why selling it in presumedly great amounts merited a mention on this sign, but now the sign is blank. No more Joan. No more “mo.” A sad day for the entire real estate community, I’m sure.

Craigslist: Keepin’ It Creepy

June 4, 2010 MGP 1

Very. Very. Creepy. i thought Date: 2010-06-03, 6:27AM EDT i loved u but realy found out i didnt like you but i am willing to get along if u are whos the adult here i dont need any more headcases messing with me i am the smartest person i know not saying thoes who surround me are stupid but realy when i get my man hood back no one will […]

Craigslist: You Are A Keeper

May 19, 2010 MGP 1

Sometimes, Burlington is funny… you pissed in my parking lot – m4w (j-town) Date: 2010-05-16, 2:00PM EDT You were drunk and crying with a bunch of friends in my parking lot late at night a few months ago. I was drunk and smoking a cigarette on my balcony. You noticed me and then proceeded to drop your pants and piss in my parking lot while looking at me and screaming […]