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Linkdump: 8/30/10
I like the finer things in life, like vintage porn and cheap motels. And that’s why you should read this really great interview with Christopher Mealie and Stephanie Crabe. Now, live it up, yahoos!- I’d almost believe that Americans believe in some silly beliefs. Oh, wait a minute, I don’t have to believe. I know!
- There are “special modifications,” and then there are mods that far surpass even making the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs. Bucket of bolts? I don’t think so.
- Danza. Every darn day.
- Tired of LARPing the same old staple themes? Have a love for Mad Max and looking to be your own Road Warrior? Then, welcome to Roadwar USA!
- When you’re done with those links, settle down with a nice glass of milk and these words on the myth of equality. (h/t to that Slaughter kid)
Church of Satan on Twitter
from the official website: On the advice of several of our contemporary communications gurus, we have taken the plunge and established an official Church of Satan account on Twitter… we intend to use this as a means for quick dispersal of news regarding the organization and activities of our productive membership. So, if you use this technology, sign up to follow us using your Twitter account. The service is free so if you do not currently use it you may establish your own account quite easily here.
Craigslist: You Were Walking
Sometimes, a man simply doesn’t have the most eloquent words at his disposal when trying to make a sincere and haphazard point. This might be especially true when a man attempts to talk about the opposite sex and their hasty oversight of him. Let’s face it. Sometimes you just gotta stop yapping and grab the gusto when the situation calls for it. Or you can just be a passive aggressive slob and throw it on Craigslist in hopes that at least one beer-drenched yahoo will nod his head furiously in agreement — and then do an equal amount of nothing. There’s brotherhood in that… I suppose. And maybe there’s an impulse to point out to these emotional 12-year-olds where their logic flaws lay — to save the drowning puppy — but they won’t listen and it would take away from audience spectacle enjoyment. And who doesn’t love a spectacle? – MGP
you were walking – m4w – 29 (burlington)
No commentsyou were walking
our eyes meet
i made a u turn
i pulled up by you
i asked for directions to break the ice
then i made a move
i asked were you were going so late
i asked did you have a man
ummm theres the problem
oh well
at least i talked to a sexy women on the street of burlington
long hair and pretty eyes with a sexy body
hope he treats you better than what you said
maybe you didnt loose my number and ill cook for you
or go out and wine and dineto all the other sexy women in burlington
stop being so stuck up
some of men talk a differ why
stop thinking its going to happen like it does on tv
lets be real
dont look into my brown eyes if you donnt want me to talk to you
most men look at your chest first eyes second
i want to look at your pretty eyes first
then explore your mind
first
bye
Linkdump: 8/19/10
- An open-source cell phone network?! Really? (h/t VCAM)
- Was Lucas merely a peddler of movie tie-in toys? Star Wars/Empire producer Gary Kurtz weighs in.
- Got something? Drop it off. Want something? Pick it up.
- Just how ridiculous, overblown, and downright uninformed could one man get on the subject of Satanism in modern times? Quite a bit, actually. (h/t Lisa)
- So, did you stuff that pussy right? Did you nail it like a pro? Are you aware that I’m talking about crappy taxidermy?
- And, finally, ABBA backwards is still… ABBA? (h/t Trevor)
Linkdump: 7/29/10
- Block the God. Block him right in his non-existent face. (h/t TCT)
- Survival Research Labs? Yeah. Still around. And awesome.
- And Jeff “Heavy Metal Parking Lot” Krulik? He’s still kicking around, too. (h/t Casey)
- Oh, you little whippersnappers of today. You and your coddling, your entitlement, your… Mr Rogers?
- Misogyny? Have you gone a little too far as a word? Let’s ask Jack.
- An intimate journey to the sites of dead New Yorkers from the back of a hearse? Sign me up!
Linkdump: 7/17/10
- Cute things. Exploding.
- When I think of the phrase “back to school,” I would like it to only mean this.
- You heard me mention the time-traveling DeLorean on the latest episode of Terror Transmission. Now, let’s all go back… again… to the FUTURE!
- There are a strict set of circumstances when whipping it should be considered. (h/t Coop)
- It’s animated. It’s haunted. It’s… furniture?
- Because revisiting shoot locations from A Clockwork Orange nearly 40 years later is… pretty damn horrorshow!
Because It Makes SO Much Sense…
Right? It’s like my Netflix suggestion process is in the hands of a couple of Miller Lite girls or something. “What?”
3 commentsLinkdump: 7/6/10
- Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs blogging… mass hysteria!
- Just in case you think that the pussification of American youth hasn’t gone far enough… it’s just gone farther.
- You lookin’ fer Apple manuals? I got yer Apple manuals right here!
- There is no reason to go to Jakarta. Let alone ride its trains.
- Likejacking. It happens sometimes on the Facebook.
- Someone wants to kill Mr. Kinski. Oops, too late.
Linkdump: 6/18/10
- Remember a time when children’s lit was morbid and unsafe? Need I remind you?
- Some men are propelled towards inspiration by many cultural manifestations. And one, by K-Mart.
- Your arm is stuck, 12 hours go by. A hacksaw blade is nearby. And something tells me you don’t pick Jonathan Metz’s solution.
- Free publicity for Terror Transmission at Bravewords.com!
- What’s happening to men these days? Jack sets you straight on that one.
- Where’s the baby? Can you see the baby? I think I see a widdy, biddy baby under there.
Linkdump: 6/6/10
- Belinda Carlisle. Didn’t get Satanism all that right.
- But, four years ago to the day, over 100 folks DID get it right. (Can you spot the quick glimpse of MGP in there?)
- Bring your kids to the shittiest amusement park on the planet: Fantazy Land!
- More Dio Public Memorial Service video coverage than you can shake a dragon’s tail at.
- Who forgot about the little girls? Not the Roman Catholic Church.
- That Gausten kid talks about metal, his book, Satanism… you know, the stuff.
- Your computer is in need of an upgrade. As in 19th century!
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