• Um… yeah, uh… sure…. okay…
• So, Ruth… tell us what you want, what you really, really want.
• It is a well known fact that storage has indeed evolved.
• You may have had to dig yourself out of some tight situations, but this method of extrication might be the one to remember.
• Who knew (besides me, of course) the real truth behind Little House On The Prairie?
• And, lastly, Bill would like to introduce you to the deliciously confounding world of Motley Crue mondegreens.

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• As the mighty Dio once said, the end is just the beginning. Especially when pictures are involved.
• Start thinking up really creative sexual positions… now.
• Satanism on the silver screen? Magus Gilmore sets the plebians straight.
• Eye for eye and tooth for tooth. Scorn for scorn and… porn for porn?
• Ever wanted a pictorial summary of an unknown family who probably owned a liquor store? Of course, you do.
• It’s one thing to eat it. But to turn it into a stuffed animal? Priceless.

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Long week. Nearing the end. Must sleep. Then edit episode. Okay, now.

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Some people just don’t know when to hop off the heartbreak train. And it’s this sad and masochistic insistence that drags these poor souls down a path of desperate grasping to belief, faith, promises, vows, what could have been, what was had, etc, ad infinitum. For the truly clueless, It’s as if they set their own house on fire, remain inside, and then complain about the heat. I couldn’t possibly relate. And the bizarre practice of revolving your entire life around another human, unconditionally, is beyond alien to me. It’s true that, sometimes, bad things happen to undeserving people. Sometimes. To the rest, their complicity earns them little more than turned backs. Reap, sow, rinse, repeat.

Love may never be certain, but one fact is: no one on the face of this planet is worth ending your life over…

missing peggy – m4w – 50

Well, its been some time now, since 2000, and before that was 1986 still think of you alot. But, there’s been alot of time gone by to ease the guilt. I’ve been watching the posts from time to time, just to see if I reckonize your writing. Last phone call I had with you was……you said grow up, and move on.. and again you’re right.

Talk to a few milk tankers with vermont plates and I ask if they know you, most say no, dont know you, you’ve disappeared good this time. At this stage in life, I dont blame you, doesn’t mean I dont think of you. I certainly wished I’d handled your heart with care, well, that no excuse. Hope you and your mom, and family is ok, and doing well, and I hope you’ve married and are in a happy marriage, take care.

whatever – w4m – 35

I miss you sometimes so much it’s crazy….I don’t even like you anymore. It’s like we had this whole other life that no longer exists. For whatever it is worth I still think of you every single day, you will always be the love of my life. But you know why we got divorced…..lies will kill a relationship.

missed connection with life (lost in Vermont)

I have been a family man for years now. I am a Veteran, hard worker, always try to do the right thing. I am at the end of my rope. I want to erase myself from the planet. Can’t explain all the details or you will know. I can’t talk to anyone about how I really feel or I would suffer the consequences. I have tried everything to make my family happy. It does not help that I married a total freak from hell who has destroyed me in every way possible. She has taken everything from me, not just stuff, she has taken my whole life from me. Everything I have been working for for years. I feel so crushed and lonely, more than I have ever felt in my life. People keep saying it will pass. They don’t know how committed I have been to my family. How can you give so much and then have your life taken away from you in a flash. I so wish I would have died in Iraq. I am tired of faking it. Faking being happy around people. Faking that I am ok. I am not ok. I don’t want to be here anymore.

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• Funny, but what you call shit record covers, I call over 5000 instances of awesome!
• So, when Skynet becomes self-aware and the earth is littered with Terminators… well, these Sin City sub-dwellers will probably still be immolated into ashes.
• Crocodile Dundee’s knife has got nothing on this bad boy.
• “Say, MGP. I’ve got questions about Satanism but I’m too lazy to read a book.” Well, then, try starting with this Wikipedia interview with CoS High Priest Peter H. Gilmore… and then read the friggin’ book!
• It is official. This whole forthcoming zombie apocalypse is getting too hard to hide. Just look at the signs!
• When all of the pretense is stripped away and you’re left with raw and irrepressible candor, tell me… what are you afraid of?

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• Let it be known that there are ten best years for horror films, and Terror Transmission’s other half has posted part 1 and part 2 of this magical exploration.
• It’s amazing how upset some folks can get over a cutesy pink Ouija Board.
• Irreligion? Why, yes, please!
• It’s a foregone conclusion that they should be hung, drawn and quartered in the public square, but do YOU know how to spot the hipster in the wild?
• From Godzilla films to “used” panties for sale in vending machines, there is so much to love about Japan and its glorious weirdness. And, now, there’s this!
• You may say “no” now, but the narcissist in you is screaming from the inside, “Yes! Oh, hell, yes… GIMME A DOLL THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!”

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• Pat Robertson is a faithful Christian sticking to his religion when others are backpedaling hypocrites. No, really!
• Who wants jewelry made from human teeth and hair? Towards the back, way over there… yeah, there you are!
• So, Christmas is over and the malls are once more deprived of creepy Santas. But, not you, oh purveyors of all that is just not right.
• And while you’re in the family spirit of photo remembrances, think of these poor souls whose childhoods had been dashed to pieces for all to see.
• I like giant monsters! But what’s really inside of them? Well, wonder no more.
• And, I really think it’s time that someone told you… you suck at Craigslist.

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• Could there be a thoroughly tasteless and callous way to mock the lives lost during the sinking of the Titanic? This is America, people! Of course, there is!
• Tomorrow is MLK day. It’s a very important day for those who care. It’s a time of… oh, just read what I wrote last year.
• Let’s hear it for propaganda!
• Flying over your crushed dreams of adult responsibility and facing the real world comes Peter Frickin’ Pan!
• Trucks spill stuff. People like to watch these sorts of events. The Internet has heard your cries and has this to appease your lust for relatively harmless vehicular mishaps.
• And, of course, LEARN TO SPELL! (NSFW)

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• When it’s heroin, it’s a harmful addiction, but when it’s TV, it’s… a necessity?
• I love my Macs and I love parody. And even if I loathe the detestable excuse for music known as hip hop… aw, screw it, it’s funny and a little bit of a wink and nod to Weird Al as well. (NSFW)
• Find those stupid “Coexist” bumper stickers to be a wee bit contradictory? Well, Jake does, too. (h/t Kevin Slaughter)
• Imagine Facebook, but in 1930s Germany. Hilarity ensues!
• It’s cruel. It’s juvenile. It’s practically a crime. But my inner 12-year-old is howling over this one. (h/t Sam)
• And, finally… SNOW SKULL!

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Though hardly a secret, Vermont Craigslist’s “missed connections” section is packed to capacity with some truly stalker types. I mean, the stuff by which ’70s CBS Late Movies and Giallo films are made of. But, with the new era comes the new breed of creep — and the lingo hasn’t exactly improved with time, either. As a portrait of misspent youth and mischanneled sexual tensions, we present this linguistically challenged chap and his insistent devotion to an apparent sex goddess named Alisha…

m4w – 30 (7 Dec): where r u letz get together ill give u more detailz later but u use to live in essex with ur sister and some friendz will give more detailz as u answer back but u will b surprised!!!!!!!!!!

Alisha (10 Dec): My name is Alisha but Im not sure i’m the one your looking for, Can u give me any details on who you are?

m4w – 30 (14 Dec): Hey so its def. me that u are looking for cause I did live in essex with my sis and friends. I would like to meet but im not sure who you are and I am not willing to meet you unless i know who you are. So if you want to drop a few hints on who you are that’d be cool! Are you 30? Did we work together? Are u a friend of my sis or one of my friends?

m4w – 30 (16 Dec): i was gettn partz at the part store when u drove by me we waved and that was it i wanted to stop u and tell u everything but didnt know how it was in the petco and advanced auto on the south btown and btown line when we seen each other im a friend of a friend!!!!!! i want to give u more but dont wanna give to much out and start a bunch of drama with everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want it to stay between us till we can figure it out!!!!!!!!!! im not a stalker or some physco path either!!!!!!!!!when u do figure it out u will b surpised im sure u would have never guessed!!!!!!!!!!

To The Guy Looking For Alisha (17 Dec): Please…. learn how to spell… its PARTS not PARTZ! WHY use a Z when its spelled with an S? You should just email her! You are 30 Yrs old…??!! You should show your age and not act like you are in high school. Alisha.. I don’t know… Maybe you should move on and forget about this one.

m4w – 30 (24 Dec): we use to c eachother all the time now we dont at all and when we meet the sparkz where fling and we couldnt do anything about it and now i want c where it may go ur the one that gives me butterflyz in my stomach everytime im close to u

Alisha (24 Dec): Unless you can tell me who you are, I don’t really like playing these games… Im really not sure who you are and I don’t really want to figure it out at this point. If this is legit you should be able to tell me your name and where I know you from, and we can start from there.

m4w – 30 (24 Dec): how do i know u wont run and tell everyone and ruin what i have now im not willn to risk what i got for something that mite not b how do i know u can keep secertz how do i know if u even felt it i know one of ur friends would love to get ahold of this and tell everyone . i

You’ve got to love the guy in the middle who woefully asserts some common sense advice into the mix. To paraphrase an old friend, these kids simply won’t read it or heed it. Because they really are about 3 or 4 bottles of Olde English away from some regretful and irresponsible sex on someone’s mother’s couch at about 3 a.m. while 50 Cent drones off in the background. It may appear like just a completely stupid game of round robin resulting in many months of post-coital white trash drama, but this could also end up the beginning of something unintentionally hilarious (read: the best kind) and ridiculously stretched out for all to virtually witness.

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