This Tuesday, the gates will open and the 37th episode of Terror Transmission will ascend, bringing with it mountains of gory entrails and various graveyard disturbances. You should also brush up on your Italian because Matt and Jason will be rightfully saluting one of that nation’s greatest horror exports. Don’t you dare miss this one, Terror Fiends!
This one’s got everything: drugs, abandonment, questionable paternity, terminal illness and, of course, what kind of Craigslist Personals post would it be without a heaping dollop of desperation as well. Enjoy – MGP Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but I am looking for ******* (or possibly *****?). We were involved with each other in South Florida in the early 90’s, I know she was […]
Some would say we deal in military cargo crates. Not so. Oh, Canada. Really? 25 years later? Every Batmobile… EVER! Where have all the serial killers gone? Naturally, the dark side will always win. Even science backs it up. Did you have a nice MLK day? Well, when you’re finally done parroting his PC-friendly lines, maybe you can then post quotes from some of the glaring examples of his plagiarism.
I am a consumer of digital media — movies, TV shows, books, music, games, magazines, etc. But, there was a time when I was stubbornly resistant to such a changeover. Believe it or not, I was a tad slow to move from vinyl albums to their then-new CD counterparts. In the mid- to late-1980s, it was unimaginable for me to want to pay more than $7.99 for an album and […]
No, I did NOT say “tidal wave,” I said TSUNAMI. Just be glad I didn’t drop a typhoon on you Hutch-style. Oh, what am I saying, just read what is probably the best Burlington Craigslist post I’ve read in a while… Looking for a long-term relationship – 29 (Burlington) Date: 2011-01-02, 11:43AM EST Single Women of America; Are you single, going to be single, or just married and unhappy? Boy […]
There are those who simply want to get away from it all. And then there are those who go… a little further than that. It’s possible that, despite the cultural devolution occurring before our very eyes, you can still find something out today. Clearly, I am lacking a great many trashy, exploitational, b-movie posters. What’s happened to geek culture? Patton says plenty. Let’s get into some classic movie “main title” […]
Gee, I could have told them that this whole USB thing had our influence all over it. You overhear a lot of things… in New York! May The Biblical Farce Be With You. Imagine the joy on all of the children’s faces when they smash open THIS piñata! Welcome to Hell… 19th-century Parisian style. Oh, yeah, and fuck Christmas.
Sometimes, the Pope is a very, very naughty boy. Danny’s not here either, Mrs. Torrence. Carlin joke… revisited. Is Netflix goin’ off the rails on a crazy train, or just flirtin’ with disaster? Oh, what a friend she has in Charlie. And, of course, Merry Christmas… from a psycho who bit off her husband’s tongue.
from that Gausten kid: Dear Radio Free Satan listeners: On behalf of all the DJs at Radio Free Satan, I would like to thank each and every one of you for your continued support of the station. As an independent entity free from corporate oversight, we all work very hard to produce unique content that you simply can’t find anywhere else. From Bill M.’s long-running comedy show The Devil’s […]
It’s a short one today, but what it lacks in length, it more than makes up for in… something. Have at him, ladies. – MGP My fullname is Angusta Hezret Condo-ElNiño – m4w – 25 (Burlzingtin) Date: 2010-11-23, 2:00PM EST … and I have come to Varmont to avenge the death of my ego that one day at my sister’s house in Texarcana it was 1983 and I can’t go […]
Long ago, there was a time when soap opera plots were so incredibly outlandish. From my pre-teen memory banks, I bring you… the Ice Princess! Naked guy in car trunk on Google Street View. That is all. Happy 20th… er, I mean 21st… birthday to the mighty Reptilian Empire! From the land of Mormons comes a recent radio interview with Magus Gilmore of the Church of Satan. Are you ugly? […]