from the NSFW video’s description: Whilst most Japanese people are aware of English swear words and want to know more, they’re not quite sure on how they’re used and the role they play. Therefore, when I recently heard of a book here in Japan called “Tadashii fuck no tsukaikata” which literally translates, “The Correct Way to Use Fuck”, I promptly spent all of my pocket money on as many copies […]
Hail Flash… and… expediency!
Dreams or nightmares? Madness or sanity? Do you know which is which? Join the seance and discover that nothing’s ever completely dead as your handsome hosts bring you in contact with their commentary on the 1971 release of Let’s Scare Jessica To Death. Matt and Jason will be swaying to and fro, channeling drunken spirits and invoking movie details, the “other” kind of blossoms, scary girls, the desperate King Diamond […]
It’s possible that, by drinking heavily and watching this movie, your handsome hosts might have summoned demons who used to rule the universe to come and take over the world. So spin your metal albums backwards and join Matt and Jason in the fires of their own hideous commentary on 1987’s The Gate. It’s an enjoyable descent into film facts, heavy metal memories, Matt’s VHS capers, the weird kid in […]
from Wikipedia: González became friends with the Die Ärzte drummer, Bela B., when they sang a KISS song together in a bar while drunk. González was also a member of the so-called ‘KISS Army’… He covered the KISS song “I’ll Fight Hell to Hold You” in 2001, turning it into a disco track and singing in the Bee Gees style.
From the diary of Terror Transmission: First of April, 2014. At last, our long journey of drunken debauchery has come to this, the cryptacular commentary on 1958’s Horror of Dracula. Have yourself some wine because you’ll need it as you enter the castle vaults for our “arguably” best movie background, the seductive vampire, stealing gothic home furnishings, Jason’s Doris Day hatred, the limitations of being leading men, Matt’s love of […]
Cockblocking. It’s very real and very serious. Dude.
The diary of sad cats everywhere. It is both enervating and a travesty.
Here we have a quick perusal of a handful of random titles from the bibliography of The Compleat Witch (AKA The Satanic Witch) by Anton Szandor LaVey. Please visit compleatwitch.blogspot.com for more information. Much praise to Rev. Daniel Byrd for this entire video/web project.
Seated in the darkened theater, you notice that something doesn’t feel right. There’s an uncomfortable mood in the air amongst the crowd. But, just who are the audience and who are the actors? It is a question best answered, if at all, in our commentary on the 1985 splatterfest known as Demons. Let your handsome hosts snort coke off your cleavage as they sexily discuss film details, hot girls with […]
It doesn’t get any better.
Question: “What do Metal Dads do when their kids are bored?” Answer: “THEY CRAFT!”